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Jokes
« on: December 02, 2016, 09:33:49 PM »
I just told a load of jokes about chemistry to my friends
I got no reaction at all

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2017, 06:07:32 PM »
I answered the door this morning.

A 6ft beetle punched me in the face & called me a fat twat.

Apparently there's a nasty bug going round!

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2017, 06:21:26 PM »
Man walks into a pet shop and says "i would like to buy a wasp"

Shop owner - "We don't sell wasps"

Customer - "So why do you have them in your window"

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