Dear FA Official
In my post match comments I made reference to "laughable" decisions by referee Twat Mark Clattenburg. My explanation for these comments are as follows.
1) Boltons 1st goal is clearly offside, Adebayor's new son could see that so it makes me laugh that 3 grown men qualified to referee the best football league in the world could not!
2) The throw in that Bolton ultimately scored their 3rd goal from should have been a city throw, whilst not a big decision its was another clear error by the three blind mice referee team.
3) To book Bellemy for a "Dive" suggests that Mark Clattenburg could clearly see that no contact had been made, I would suggest that the decsion is utter bollocks, It is the opinion of myself, Manchester City and our legal team that given the proof backing up our claim that one can only laugh at the low levels of expertise on display by Mr Clattenburg.
Thank you for taking the time to send me that letter to me, no doubt you will find in favour of your beloved referee and I expect my fine and slap on the wrist at your earliest convenience. Please forward Mr Clattenburg's explanation of these decisions with that letter for my amusement.
With little regards,
Leslie Mark Hughes
Mr Hughes if for any reason you waste your time reading this drivel please feel free to copy and paste this as your response for only £47.
